Donna Quote #149
Ben: They must be data-mining. Searching our texts and emails and gathering profiles on all of us. This is a huge invasion of privacy, not to mention illegal. When they installed their free Wi-Fi in town, I made sure that there was language preventing this.
Donna: I never would have agreed to work with them if I had known they were gonna be snooping in my biz. Gryzzl is going down. You wanna put me on blast? I'ma put you on Front Street.
Leslie Knope: I don't understand what that means, but I think I get the context, and I love it.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Gryzzlbox’ Quotes
Quote from Perd Hapley
Perd Hapley: Now, Leslie, I understand that what you've brought to the show isn't a box of objects, but rather a symbolic box of allegations.
Leslie Knope: Well, Perd--
Perd Hapley: It's Judge Perd.
Leslie Knope: Okay. Uh, I think there are certain questions about certain aspects of certain parts of this situation that require an evaluation about whether or not this is or is not a valid argument.
Perd Hapley: Extremely well-put.
Quote from Perd Hapley
Perd Hapley: To be honest, Judge Perd is stumped by this case. I've also misplaced my judge hammer. I cannot render a verdict here. Therefore, I must declare a mistrial, which is a term I've heard people use in the movies. Tap, tap, tap. Case ended.
Quote from Perd Hapley
Announcer: This is The Perdples Court, a legal debate show about issues facing residents of Southern Indiana. With your host, Judge Perd Hapley.
Perd Hapley: Tonight, on The Perdples Court, we will have the guests that have been booked for tonight's show. The plaintiff, Leslie Knope, who has some big allegations against Gryzzl. The defendant, Gryzzl Vice President Roscoe Santangelo. Who will win? I don't know yet. Which is what makes this a court show.