Jean-Ralphio Quote #33
Quote from Jean-Ralphio in Second Chunce
Ann: Can you just read that and tell us what the sex is, please?
Dr. Saperstein: Wow. It looks like the chicken that wrote this had a stroke on the paper. [laughter] Listen, I-I kind of remember. But I don't want to say anything that's wrong. Give me 15 minutes. I will get dressed. We'll go down to my office. Okay.
Jean-Ralphio: Well, have a good day at work today, daddy. Also, if you don't know already, there's a malfunction with the TV, where it keeps ordering porno, like, a ton of porno. Like, how can someone watch that much porno in one sitting? Only when you're out of the house. So if you see it on the bill, that's why. Okay?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Second Chunce’ Quotes
Quote from April
Tom: Let's see which one of these lucky visionaries is gonna make me rich. Greg Phillips!
Greg Phillips: Hi, guys, thanks for meeting with me.
April: Enough chitchat. What's your pitch, kid? Come on, time is money, money is power, power is pizza, pizza is knowledge. Let's go.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Well, this is the Pawnee City Council chambers. Your new home away from me.
Ingrid de Forest: Well, technically, my home away from home is in Zurich. Frank Gehry designed it. But this is nice too.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Today is my last day [hoarsely] as a-- Excuse me. [clears throat] Let me try this again. Today is [hoarsely] my last day at c-- [full voice] Today is my la-- [high pitched] Today is my last d-- You know what? You get the idea. My old friend Ingrid de Forest won the recall vote, and she's taking my place on Monday morning. But, you know, luckily for me, I've processed all my feelings. And I've gone through the five stages of grief: Denial, anger, Internet commenting, cat adoption, African dance, cat returning to the adoption place, watching all the episodes of Murphy Brown, and not giving a flying fart. How many stages is that? I don't know. The point is I'm fine now.
Quote from Ann
Ann: Hey, let's get some food. I'm starving. Wait, no, I have to pee. Wait, no, I have to barf. Actually, all three. Being pregnant is great.