Ann Quote #154
Quote from Ann in Women in Garbage
Ann: Doctors, the operation is now complete. Doctor Zoe, could you please use the reflex hammer to see if she's okay?
[aside to camera:]
Ann: This is the most fun I have ever had with kids. They even said they wanted to be doctors when they grow up. Hot tip for you baby-sitters out there. Let your kids play with medical tools all the time.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Women in Garbage’ Quotes
Quote from April
April: [aside to camera] This is Stacy Knoblauch's house. I went to high school with her, and she was super mean to me, and now I know that she dyes her hair. I knew that wench wasn't naturally blonde. Oh, my God! She has to use prescription-strength deodorant. This is the best day of my life.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Paula Horke: Government was a real boys' club back in the '70s. They smoked their cigars, they snapped my bra, wore mirrors on their shoes to look up my skirt.
Leslie Knope: Well, I am happy to report that it is now a pervert-free people's club.
Ann: Well, except for Councilman Dexhart, who's a self-described pervert.
Donna: Yeah, and didn't Milton try to kiss you?
Leslie Knope: Well, yeah, things aren't perfect.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Dewey: Bakery called this in. Needs to go on that truck right there.
Leslie Knope: Ah, easy, breezy, beautiful. That's the Covergirl slogan. I didn't mean to say that.