Andy Quote #339
Quote from Andy in Halloween Surprise
Andy: So you're a princess too, hey?
Diane Lewis: Oh, for the last four years everything has been princesses. Every book, every movie, every backpack. All princesses all the time.
Andy: Oh, that sounds fun.
Diane Lewis: It's a nightmare.
Andy: Excuse me, I just have to file a quick report.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: I'm applying to the police academy soon and the manual says I have to work on my observation skills so...Tree, leaves, night, sky, hand. Andy's hand. Pfft. What else you got?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Halloween Surprise’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Diane Lewis: Hey.
Ron Swanson: Hey.
Diane Lewis: Am I interrupting something important?
Ron Swanson: Impossible. I work for the government.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Martha: So, three bedrooms, two baths, nice big backyard.
Leslie Knope: But no trampoline room, correct?
Martha: Correct. Like all houses in the world, there's no trampoline room.
Leslie Knope: Mm.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Ben is coming back from D.C. in ten days and we are moving into a house together. He would move into my place, but it's a scary nightmare hoarder nest. His words. And Ann's. And the official report filed by the Health Department.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I like Diane, but I'm not sure if I'm ready for a whole family. If the kids ever wanted to come to my place, I'd have to take a whole week off work just to undo the alarms and tripwires.