Tom Quote #404
Quote from Tom in Halloween Surprise
Tom: What up, playboy? You like that jacket? It's a pretty dope cut, right?
Boy: Yeah. Can I have it, Mom? I could wear it to homecoming.
Woman: 300 bucks for something you're just gonna grow out of in a month? Forget it.
Tom: Wait, I can rent it to you.
Woman: Really?
Tom: Yeah, it's part of a business I run. High end clothes rentals for teens, tweens and everything in betweens. That jacket is 20 bucks a week.
Woman: Done. This is a great idea. He grows so fast I never wanna buy him anything nice. What's the name of your business?
Tom: [to camera] Rent-a-swag.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Halloween Surprise’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Diane Lewis: Hey.
Ron Swanson: Hey.
Diane Lewis: Am I interrupting something important?
Ron Swanson: Impossible. I work for the government.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Martha: So, three bedrooms, two baths, nice big backyard.
Leslie Knope: But no trampoline room, correct?
Martha: Correct. Like all houses in the world, there's no trampoline room.
Leslie Knope: Mm.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Ben is coming back from D.C. in ten days and we are moving into a house together. He would move into my place, but it's a scary nightmare hoarder nest. His words. And Ann's. And the official report filed by the Health Department.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I like Diane, but I'm not sure if I'm ready for a whole family. If the kids ever wanted to come to my place, I'd have to take a whole week off work just to undo the alarms and tripwires.