Andy Quote #291
April: Who was Laura Mulvey?
Andy: Laura Mulvey was... A guy...
April: Girl.
Andy: Right. Women's studies. They're all girls. Laura Mulvey was a feminist film critic who wrote a major essay that helped shift the orientation of film theory to the psychoanalytical framework! Treat, please.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: I'm about to take my first-ever final for my women's studies class. Usually, tests scare me, but this is an oral exam. Uh, and if there's one thing I know is... My fantastic-- it's talk.
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Quote from Jerry
Donna: Jerry. Jerry! Maybe you should wrap it up. It's 4:00 in the morning.
Jerry: Is it really? [laughing] Oh, my gosh. Wow. Well, that flew by, huh? I will just take these down to the post office and, uh, put the, uh... Oh, jeez. Oh, no. I put the handout flyers in the mailing envelopes, and I was supposed to put these flyers in the envelopes.
Donna: Oh... My God.
Jerry: Well, you know, it's like I always say. It ain't government work if you don't have to do it twice. Here we go! [whistles]
Donna: I'll make some coffee.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Mmm. This was such a good idea. Should we get another round?
Ann: Um... I think we should get a more basic, no-nonsense beverage.
Tom: [laughs] Uh... maybe we should all just drink sensible portions of milk.
Leslie Knope: I mean, I love him. It's just... This campaign has turned fun, dorky Ben into grumpy, stress-ball Ben. It's like dealing with a strict mother who I am confusingly attracted to. Ben is like a MILF.
Quote from Jerry
[As Jerry keeps licking envelopes:]
Jerry: I'm gonna keep plugging away for a bit.
Donna: You don't mind this work, do you?
Jerry: Uh-uh. I like it. It makes sense to me.