Leslie Knope Quote #583
Quote from Leslie Knope in Camping
Ron Swanson: Leslie, what are you doing?
Leslie Knope: I am listening to Steal my Sunshine by Len. A one-hit wonder, like me.
Ron Swanson: You're not a one-hit wonder.
Leslie Knope: Well, I will be. I peaked at the Harvest Festival, Ron. Years from now, people are gonna say, "Remember that woman who came up with the Harvest Festival idea and never came up with another idea again? What happened to her? What was her name? Kim? Anyway, who cares? She's stupid, and she's dead now." For the first time ever, the Parks Department has real momentum, and I'm gonna ruin it for everybody.
Ron Swanson: You've done more for this group of people than anyone else. You're the only reason we all still have jobs. I think we'll be okay.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Camping’ Quotes
Quote from Tom
Tom: I've never been before, but I think I'm gonna love it.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Why am I gonna love it? Skymall! Come check out my tent. I ordered a bunch of crap off Skymall. I got my TV, my XBox, DVD. Awesome bed right there. DJ Roomba's in the mix. Ah, it's like I'm not even camping. This is actually a dog couch, but it's super comfortable.
Quote from April
April: [answers phone] Hey. Where are you?
Andy: I'm here. Where are you?
April: We're inside the main entrance. Near the sign that says Pawnee campground.
Andy: Oh... I'm in a totally different place. That's why we can't see each other.
April: [on the phone] My God, Andy. I don't even want to be here. The air is too fresh. It's disgusting. I can't breathe. There's a brook somewhere that won't stop babbling. Shut up!
Quote from Ann
Chris: No, you have to understand that at the time, I genuinely thought that you and I would never see each other again.
Ann: I completely understand.
Chris: Well, that's what makes you so amazing.
Ann: No.
Chris: Ann Perkins. Amazing. [Ann goes into kiss Chris] Oh, no.
Ann: Oh, no? Oh, no.
Chris: No, no, no. I wasn't saying that I thought we should get back together again.
Ann: But you said that... You indicated... Oh, my God, this is happening again.
[aside to camera:]
Ann: I have to move, right? Yeah. I'm gonna leave the country. Bye, everybody. Bye.