Leslie Knope Quote #309
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Set Up
Chris: Try not to smile too much. It'll effect the diagnosis.
Leslie Knope: Well, hopefully there will be nothing to diagnose.
Chris: Sometimes smiling is read as AIDS. Oh, you're not on your period, are you?
Leslie Knope: No. Does that matter?
Chris: Well, not for this. Okay. It's gonna be a little crammed in there. Don't worry, I'll be right on the other side of that glass.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Set Up’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: What is your ideal man?
Leslie Knope: He has the brains of George Clooney in the body of Joe Biden.
Ann: Interesting. That's a high, weird bar.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: And for you, madam, the Leslie Knope.
Leslie Knope: Thank you.
Ann: I can't believe the cafeteria named a sandwich after you. They're so cool.
Leslie Knope: Mm-hmm. Salami on pumpernickel with olive juice and extra iceberg. It was the only sandwich on the board that wasn't named. I just wish I'd liked it.
Quote from Ron Swanson
George MacFayden: Ron Swanson?
Ron Swanson: That's me.
George MacFayden: My name is George MacFayden. I wanted to talk to you about the amount of snow in the parks.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I've been getting a lot of visitors recently, thanks to a stupid, worthless, new push to make government officials more accessible to the public.
[montage:]
Man: There is a disturbing of benches in Ramsett park! I want to sit more!
Woman: And another thing I like is the layout of the hiking trails.
Woman: I made this in one of your pottery classes. It's terrible!
[back:]
Ron Swanson: This is my hell.