Chris: Try not to smile too much. It'll effect the diagnosis.
Leslie Knope: Well, hopefully there will be nothing to diagnose.
Chris: Sometimes smiling is read as AIDS. Oh, you're not on your period, are you?
Leslie Knope: No. Does that matter?
Chris: Well, not for this. Okay. It's gonna be a little crammed in there. Don't worry, I'll be right on the other side of that glass.