Andy Quote #12
Andy: Babe, when are you gonna tell them about my show?
Ann: Oh, yeah, sorry. Andy's band is playing a show. And we want you all to come.
Andy: It's gonna be a party, so check your suits at the door. It's gonna get crazy.
[aside to camera:]
Ann: Andy's band is really good, and it's been driving him nuts that he can't play. He's been writing all these songs about things that are physically near him.
[flashback:]
Andy: [plays guitar, sings] Sandwich! Are you turkey or ham?
Ann: Ham.
Andy: [plays guitar, sings] Lamp! Wish you were a lamp that would light up when you get touched.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: So do I need to know anything about this guy? What's his political pedigree?
Marlene Knope: His name is George Gernway. He's the city manager in Eagerton. He's divorced with two children.
Leslie Knope: Okay, good to know. Knowledge is power. Francis Bacon. Or Mary J. Blige.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Is that meeting still happening, the one with the bigwigs?
Marlene Knope: As far as I know.
Leslie Knope: Would it be unusual to reschedule the meeting?
Marlene Knope: Well, you would come off as a little flaky. Unless that's the impression you're trying to make.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Flaky is the worst thing a politician can be. Or corrupt. Or a rapist. There are a lot of pitfalls in politics. But those are the big three.
Quote from Tom
Wendy: How did Leslie meet her boyfriend?
Tom: Uh, she used to read him books at the senior center.
Beth: Wow. How old is he?
Tom: He's six, but he has Benjamin Button Disease.