Lucy: You don't have to do this.
Tom: Yeah, I do. You're great at your job, and I want you working here forever, and if you don't have feelings for me, I need you to know that everything is gonna be fine. In fact, forget it. I wasn't even serious. You've been hoaxed. You've been Tommy'ed.
Lucy: Just, hold on. I was gonna say that I wouldn't want to go with you as friends. I want to go with you as your date.
Tom: Oh. Cool. Craig, never mind. We can rip these papers up.
Craig: Well, I wish my reign had lasted longer, but I'm happy with the decisions I made and the people I fired.
Tom: Oh, God. I better get back there.