Ron Swanson: Should be one more thing in that file.
Leslie Knope: Aw, it's the thank-you note I wrote to you after the interview. You kept it. "Dear Mr. Swanson, I'm sorry for raising my voice in the interview, and I'm sorry I called you a heartless thug." Oh, well, okay. There you go. "If it matters, I promise I would never raise my voice at you if we worked together."
Ron Swanson: Liar.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, I was being really optimistic. "Please enjoy these homemade brownies as a gesture of goodwill. Leslie Knope."
Ron Swanson: That was the real reason I hired you. Those brownies were damn good.