Leslie Knope: Uh, Jessica? Hi. I'm glad I caught you before you left. Just between you and me, what do you think your land might sell for tomorrow?
Jessica Wicks: Trevor says it'll probably be around $90 million. Ah ha! Woo!
Leslie Knope: Oh. Oh- Oh, wow.
Jessica Wicks: I know. I am just--I am so happy for me.
Leslie Knope: Would you ever consider giving the federal government a discount? For a very good cause? A national park.
Jessica Wicks: Oh, Leslie. I have always liked you.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, no, you haven't, though.
Jessica Wicks: But I also like money. And money pays for my lifestyle. Leslie doesn't pay for my lifestyle, money does. So between money and Leslie... Uhh. You see the bind that I'm in?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, it's a tough one. Well, thank you, Jessica. You did and said exactly what I thought you were gonna do and say. And that's oddly comforting.
Jessica Wicks: Thank you, sweetie.