Leslie Knope Quote #1504
Quote from Leslie Knope in 2017
Leslie Knope: Uh, Jessica? Hi. I'm glad I caught you before you left. Just between you and me, what do you think your land might sell for tomorrow?
Jessica Wicks: Trevor says it'll probably be around $90 million. Ah ha! Woo!
Leslie Knope: Oh. Oh- Oh, wow.
Jessica Wicks: I know. I am just--I am so happy for me.
Leslie Knope: Would you ever consider giving the federal government a discount? For a very good cause? A national park.
Jessica Wicks: Oh, Leslie. I have always liked you.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, no, you haven't, though.
Jessica Wicks: But I also like money. And money pays for my lifestyle. Leslie doesn't pay for my lifestyle, money does. So between money and Leslie... Uhh. You see the bind that I'm in?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, it's a tough one. Well, thank you, Jessica. You did and said exactly what I thought you were gonna do and say. And that's oddly comforting.
Jessica Wicks: Thank you, sweetie.
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] This land is begging to be a new national park. And it's in my own backyard. This could be my crowning achievement. I could retire. I mean, I wouldn't. I'm gonna work until I'm 100 and then cut back to four days a week. Oh, God, I'm already so bored thinking about that one day off. Maybe I'll go to law school or something.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] That park is my dream. I'm not gonna let it slip away. Who cares if Gryzzl and Ron have more money? I have the most valuable currency in America. A blind, stubborn belief that what I am doing is 100% right.
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