Ben: So mad at my parents. I mean, they both wanted the house for Columbus Day weekend, and they fought so much that they decided to just sell it to spite each other--
Ron Swanson: More wine, less talking.
Ben: You know, you are a wonderful guy, and I admire many things about you, but you're a terrible person to discuss personal problems with.
Ron Swanson: Thank you, friend. That really means a lot to me.