Ron Swanson: You're finished, Knope. I just spoke with Tim Hautner from the sawmill on my mobile telephone, and he's offering Allison a paying job. She'll be assistant to the head mulcher. Beat that.
Leslie Knope: First of all, your telephone is ridiculous. And second of all, I already beat it. She's gonna take that internship. She pulled the rope. There's no turning back!