Chris: Hey, friends. I'm just about to go on my night jog. Would you like to join me?
Donna: Mm, hard pass. We're here because you need to tend to your woman. She's complaining about everything, ruining Whine & Cheese Club.
Chris: I literally have 1,000 questions. Why is Ron wearing headphones? What's Whine & Cheese Club? And what is Ann complaining about?
Donna: You, mostly. How you never let her vent because you're always too busy trying to solve everything for her.
Chris: She's upset that I'm trying to help her?
Ron Swanson: You've fallen into a classic trap, Christopher, trying to fix a woman's problems instead of just listening to what they are!
Chris: Why are you yelling?
Ron Swanson: Tom put all my records into this rectangle!