Viv: This place is so random.
Dirk: I don't know. It's kind of, like, in the middle of nowhere.
April: I know. That's, like, the hilarious part. It's like a joke how long it takes to get here. It's like a meta-cabin.
Dirk: Oh yeah.
Viv: That's what I thought, yeah.
April: I heard that Dave Eggers wrote a short story about this tape cassette that he found under that tree over there.
Viv: Oh, my God.
Ron Swanson: What are you doing?
April: I'm trying to get these annoying dumdums to pay more money for your cabin.
Ron Swanson: Carry on.
April: Oh, my God, I heard that Neko Case and Ben Gibbard made out here once.