Leslie Knope: I remember the first time I voted. I was in my bedroom, and I was five. I voted for Mildred, my stuffed pig, but my cat, pancakes, won. She had more funding. Politics, right? What are you gonna do? How long have I been talking? Three hours? No, eight minutes. Okay.
Councilman Jamm: Maybe you should yield the floor. Milton doesn't have a lot of time... left on earth. Hey, just kidding, bud.
Councilman Milton: Will someone open my crackers?