Leslie Knope: Councilman, nice putter.
Councilman Jamm: Oh, thank you very much. Some fat Hawaiian guy left it in my waiting room. When he came back, I was all like, "Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, no, I haven't seen it. I don't know." [chuckles] Classic.
Leslie Knope: [fake laugh] What a great and funny story. Okay, before we start, anybody want a hot dog?
Councilman Jamm: Hot dogs? You know I have irritable bowel syndrome, you racist.
Leslie Knope: Yikes, okay. How about a snow cone on me?
Ron Swanson: Hello, Councilman. Chris, Leslie, snow cone lady. I see you're about to play a round of publicly subsidized mini-golf. Mind if I join you?