Jessica Wicks: The redneck ambulance is a great choice. We can release a publicity shot of a bucktoothed hayseed taking medicine for the first time in his life.
Ben: We can figure out the photo later.
Jessica Wicks: Oh, I forgot! It's Fondue Friday. Yay!
Ben: Yeah, also, as President of the foundation, I'm making a few changes. I'm giving up this office. And no more visits from a masseuse or fancy lunches. It's way out of hand.
Jessica Wicks: Sweetie, all the money we spend on the foundation is tax deductible.
Ben: I know, and it's a huge waste of money. I mean, there's plenty of cheap office space around. And I have an idea for how to use some of the money we'll save.
Jessica Wicks: [laughs] Get yourself a matching nude portrait? I can call the painter.
Ben: Please don't.