Quote from Tom in Two Parties
Tom: No! I'm sorry. On principle, I cannot stand idly by and watch a bachelor party peter out like this. Now, I know you said no strippers 'cause they make you sad. Ben: Correct. Tom: Then let's go get a drink at Essence. It's the hot new bar in Eagleton. Things Magazine said it's the next big thing. Chris: But, Tom, this is Ben's night. Ben: Oh, believe me, if the group's happy, I'm happy. Jerry: I'd go. Andy: If you guys spot me. It sounds expensive. Tom: Just so you know, it's not your typical bar. They specialize in molecular mixology. It's kind of like an experimental new way to consume alcohol. Ron Swanson: Son, there's no wrong way to consume alcohol.