Quote from Chris in Leslie vs. April
Andy: What's the play here, officer? You gonna set up a perimeter, maybe bug a few phones? Ooh, I know. We could put out a dummy computer for them to steal, fill it with explosives first, [clicks tongue]... Boom, take 'em all out. Police Officer: Yeah, we're not doing any of that. Chris: Andy, I love your enthusiasm, but we don't really have the kind of money to launch a massive investigation. Andy: You're just gonna fill out this stupid report and that's it? As a future cop, you have to understand, I cannot let this guy go. Police Officer: Look, man, this is what most police work is. Just writing stuff down. It's not superhero time. If it sounds boring, maybe you ought to do something else. Chris: Maybe we should find the person who stole his positive attitude.