Tom: I'm sorry I crashed your car. Please forgive me, Ron. Please, Ron? Please? What are you doing? Are you going to kill me?
Ron Swanson: Why do you need to be constantly distracted, Tom?
Tom: The truth is I spend a lot of time looking at screens because recently, a lot of the stuff in my real life isn't going that great. So I'd rather play Doodle Jump then think about that. Okay? I'm sorry, I really am.
Ron Swanson: Go sit in your office while I consider whether to turn you in to the judge. And while you're there, neither doodle nor jump.