Tom: I'm going crazy, Ron! Life without screens is pointless. I made an iPhone out of paper. It's not the same, though.
Ron Swanson: This is the work of a lunatic. You need to detox. Tomorrow, we'll go to my cabin in the woods. It's so far away from civilization, the electric company is not even aware there's a structure there.
Tom: [sighs] Thanks, Ron. And hey, can you give me a ride after work? There's no chance I can find my way home.