Quote from Ron Swanson in Ms. Knope Goes to Washington
Ron Swanson: Okay, let's begin the barbecue. Chris: Oh, hey, little guy. What are you doing? Oh, no. Ron Swanson: Everyone, meet your meat. All: No! Tom: Why are you doing this to us? Ron Swanson: Well, in my opinion, not enough people have looked their dinner in the eyes and considered the circle of life. This is your dinner. His name is Tom. Donna: [laughs] Burn. Tom: Seriously? Ron Swanson: I understand that it's hilarious, but that is his given, Christian name. Tom is very smart and incredibly loyal. He's basically a dog. A dog we're going to cook, chew, and swallow. Ann: Dude, there's kids around here. Ron Swanson: Good point. Which one of you youngsters wants to help me drain the blood from this animal? If you do a good job, I'll give you the bladder. You can blow it up for a fun play ball.