Chris: Ron, you've radiated mindfulness. What were you thinking about?
Ron Swanson: I wasn't thinking at all.
Chris: Incredible. It takes a ton of work for me to get to that kind of a clear head space, no matter how hard I try.
Ron Swanson: Don't try so hard.
Chris: Don't try... so hard. Ron, I'm going to try your "not trying" method right here, right now.
Ron Swanson: Chris, wait. I know this crap is important to you, so I should come clean. I got nothing out of that experience at all. So if you're looking for someone who enjoys meditation...
Chris: Oh, I didn't expect you to enjoy it. My one reservation about you as a co-worker was that you seem inflexible. And merely by agreeing to an activity you're not interested in, you showed flexibility. Ron, you've got the job. You wanna head back?
Ron Swanson: I do. But first, there's a hot, spinning cone of meat in that Greek restaurant next door. I don't know what it is, but I'd like to eat the whole thing.