Leslie Knope: Jennifer Barkley. You two-faced, carpetbagging--
Jennifer Barkley: Hi, Leslie. Good to see you.
Leslie Knope: Hi, nice to see you, too. You are a two-faced, carpet--
Jennifer Barkley: You want anything? Anything? It's on me. Everything in this town is so cheap.
Leslie Knope: I would never accept anything from a two-faced, carpetbagging--
Jennifer Barkley: Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Please. Let me get my insults out. I've been practicing it the whole way over here.
Jennifer Barkley: I sense that you're angry. Tell me why.
Leslie Knope: Because you stole my idea, and yours won't even work. Ramps are more practical, and they're less expensive than lifts. My idea is better.
Jennifer Barkley: Oh, I don't doubt it. The fact is I don't care. Ramps, lifts, your plan, my plan-- I don't actually care about any of this. I'm just trying to win. Look, it's not personal. I like you. But my job is to beat you. So have a seat. I'll get you some of those waffles you love.
Leslie Knope: How do you know that--
Jennifer Barkley: It's my job to know.
Leslie Knope: [whispers] God, you're good.
Jennifer Barkley: I know.