Dave Sanderson: I need you to know something, man-to-man. I still have feelings for Leslie, in a womanly fashion, and I believe she feels the same towards me, in a manly way.
Ben: She doesn't feel the same way, because she has a boyfriend-- um, me, and--and-- and--and we love each other.
Dave Sanderson: That's--that information is-- it's not pertinent...
Ben: Well, I--
Dave Sanderson: Frankly, at this juncture. I just said to you one thing, and you're "contraring" me.
Ben: I don't think that's a word.
Dave Sanderson: I think we'd all appreciate it if you would just let me have three minutes with her alone. Consequently, I'd like you to clear the area.
Ben: Okay, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna give my blessing for you to go and try and win my girlfriend away from me. I think that that's reasonable.
Dave Sanderson: Okay. Okay, and I want to thank you. I want to thank you for having this talk with me... Man-to-man.
Ben: Oh, well, thank you. Thank you very much. [Dave handcuffs Ben to the urinal] What-- what are you doing?
Dave Sanderson: I'm doing that.