Tom: Hey, man, you okay? Still thinking about your ex?
Chris: Millicent Gergich has literally torn my heart from my body and replaced it with a thick slab of sadness. I may never smile again.
Tom: Cool, so I found a DJ for the dance, and his name is DJ Bluntz.
Chris: Tom, this is a publicly funded couples dance. I don't think it's appropriate for people to be getting "wet with sound."
Tom: Who's gonna do it, then?
Chris: I will. I certainly have no other plans for Valentine's Day, because I am completely alone.
Tom: All right, I'll see you later, Chris.