Quote from Chris in The Trial of Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: The point is, Ben and I have been dating on and off for about a year. Chris: I am, of course, shocked... And not just because Ben usually prefers tall brunettes. Ben: We're very sorry for the position this puts you in. Leslie Knope: What's happening? Are you hugging me, or are we fighting? Are you hugging or fighting? Let me know. Chris: Neither of those things. I love both of you. You are exemplary government employees. Leslie Knope: "Exemplary"? That's the word we were thinking of. Chris: Well, it's true. Leslie Knope: Isn't it? Chris: Which makes what I'm about to say even sadder. Leslie Knope: Then don't say it. Chris: I'm launching a full investigation into the extent of your wrongdoing. Please report Monday first thing to the council chambers for your ethics trial and subsequent punishment. Ben: Told you we'd feel better.