Tom: Say what you will about Joan, but she knows how to decorate a bedroom.
Ben: Oh, my God.
Tom: Wow.
Ben: Where the hell am I?
Tom: I just wanna see how soft these sheets are. One second.
Ben: [whispering] Tom, no. Come on. Let's go. [Joan yells]
Tom: Ah! Joan, we left you some water and aspirin by the bed!