Quote from Tom in Born & Raised
Tom: Say what you will about Joan, but she knows how to decorate a bedroom. Ben: Oh, my God. Tom: Wow. Ben: Where the hell am I? Tom: I just wanna see how soft these sheets are. One second. Ben: [whispering] Tom, no. Come on. Let's go. [Joan yells] Tom: Ah! Joan, we left you some water and aspirin by the bed!