Ron Swanson: Mom, you're going back to the farm. And you, you're going back to hell.
Tammy One: Fine. I got what I came for anyway. I found your underground safe. I stole half your gold.
Ron Swanson: That's decoy gold. You think I'd leave my gold in a locked safe buried underground, where anyone could find it? You don't know me at all.
Tammy One: Yes, I do. I knew you the minute you were born. And I intend to be there the minute you die.
Leslie Knope: Ron, your family's weird.