Quote from Ron Swanson in Ron and Tammys
Leslie Knope: Hello. I don't believe we've met. I am Leslie Knope, deputy-
Tammy One: I don't think it will be necessary for you to speak again while I'm here.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Why do I only date brunettes? You know, sometimes you eat chicken and you get food poisoning and then, even the sight of chicken makes you sick? Tammy One is my blonde chicken.