Chris: Hi, Ann Perkins.
Ann: Hi. How are you?
Chris: I'm dying.
Ann: What?
Chris: Tendonitis.
Ann: Oh. I don't know if you should lead with "I'm dying."
Chris: You're right, you're right. So. What's up with you?
Ann: I'm just helping Leslie plan Li'I Sebastian's memorial service.
Chris: Li'I Sebastian died? That's terrible.
Ann: Yeah, well, he was old, and he had a lot of ailments.
Chris: Like tendonitis?
Ann: I don't know. I don't have his chart in front of me.
Chris: Could you get it?
Ann: What? No... There's no chart.
Chris: Oh, my God. Death is inescapable. Goodbye, Ann Perkins.