Ben: Leslie and I are dating. We haven't told anyone because there's a rule against office relationships, but it's happening. I'm sorry we didn't tell you before you touched my knee, and I trust you won't tell anyone now, since it could get your daughter fired.
Marlene Knope: [laughs] That is hilarious.
Leslie Knope: That's what we thought too.
Marlene Knope: Well... Four buses.
Ben: Two.
Marlene Knope: Deal. I like this one.
Leslie Knope: You keep your hands off him.