Chris: I would just like to introduce myself. My name is Chris Traeger, and I am a big fan of art.
Tom: [clears throat] Council, I am not opposed to pornography. In fact, you could say I'm definitely for it. If I had my laptop with me right now, I would show you a well-hidden folder with gigabytes of proof. However, this... thing... is... disgusting... And wrong.
Chairman: Please let the record reflect that the fat baby is referring to the painting.
Tom: Hey! I am not a fat baby. I'm a small, slender man, similar to actor Taye Diggs. So let the record reflect that-- that I look like Taye Diggs.