Quote from April in Jerry's Painting
Andy: This is awesomely perfect. Burly just moved in with his rich girlfriend, and we need help with the rent. April: We have a couple house rules, though. Ben: Yeah, sure. Of course. April: You can't use the front door. You have to climb in through the back window. No personal phone conversations. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal usted. And no electricity after 6:00 P.M. Andy: [laughs] She's joking. Okay. You can use as much free electricity as you want. It's free. April: Couple more rules. If you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you've been crying. There's no noise allowed on Mondays and no TV after breakfast. Andy: [laughs] She is lying again. Ben: She is? 'cause it's hard to tell. Andy: No. We leave the TV on all day long so burglars think that we're home when we're not, which is my idea that I'm trying to patent. So you want to move in tonight?