Leslie Knope: Let's say you rub a bottle and a genie comes out and gives you three wishes. What would those wishes be?
Tom: Come on, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: This'll be a fun game. Three wishes. Go.
Tom: Okay, first wish, I have a huge house with a ton of balconies.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, okay.
Tom: And I would just stand out there observing my empire, like a drug dealer in a Michael Bay movie. And I'll just spend my time out there reading my iPad and drinking espressos in a terrycloth robe.
Leslie Knope: Wish number two.
Tom: Okay, I'm the CEO of the Spike TV Network. And my best friend / personal assistant is Oscar winner Jamie Foxx. And we create a raunchy animated series based on our friendship called Tommy and the Foxx.
Leslie Knope: Okay, we don't have to do this anymore.
Tom: No, no, I'm into it now. Wish number three. They remake Point Break. I play both roles. Keanu and Swayze.