Ben: Hey, Tom.
Tom: Yep.
Ben: Um... What was all that stuff with you and Leslie?
Tom: Girl likes Indian food. What can I say? Fine. We got matched up on an online dating site. And I was messing with her. She got pissed. So she took me out in the hallway and kissed me out of revenge.
Ben: Really?
Tom: And as much as it pains me to admit this, it was not disgusting.
Ben: Okay, well, I don't need the details.
Tom: I'm just saying, she knows what to do.
Ben: All right.
Tom: Like, I was impressed.
Ben: Yeah.
Tom: It was stirring.
Ben: Good-bye.
Tom: It felt like...