Leslie Knope: What's wrong with you, grouchy pants?
Ron Swanson: I've been fasting all day to save room for Mulligan's.
Leslie Knope: Fasting's not healthy for you, Ron.
Ron Swanson: Leslie, you need to understand, we are heading for the most special place on earth. When I'm done eating a Mulligan's meal, for weeks afterwards, there are flecks of meat in my mustache, and I refuse to clean it because, every now and then, a piece of meat will fall into my mouth.