Man: [on line] Yeah, why should we trust this Ben Wyatt guy?
Ben: Because I'm trusty. Trust me. I'm trustworthy. And I am working very hard to... [sighs] Make sure that this town gets back on its feet.
Leslie Knope: There we go. Okay, great. Next caller.
Woman: So I looked you up on Altavista, and I found out that the last seven towns you've gone to ended up bankrupt.
Ben: Okay, first of all, why does everyone in this town use Altavista? Is it 1997? And second, I am a budget specialist. I went to those towns because they were bankrupt, and now they aren't. And, yeah, I screwed up when I was 18, but who doesn't do dumb stuff when they're 18? Joan?
Joan Callamezzo: I stole my... [clears throat] gym teacher's husband.
Ben: So there you go.