Ron Swanson: Why are you working the permits desk? And why was that child clubbing your nuggets?
Andy: I'm trying to stop April from taking a job with Chris, so I'm doing everything she hates doing for the next month.
Ron Swanson: That's going to work?
Andy: She said it might. But it's all I got, man.
Ron Swanson: Give me the list. I'll help you.
Andy: Oh, my God. Thank you. [hugs Ron] You got it.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: No, I don't care about their relationship. I just don't want to lose April. I would never be able to find a worse assistant.