Tom: Oh, what's the matter there, Ron? No players left? Yay, Andy's team! Look at 'em go!
Ron Swanson: Come on. Now you're openly cheering for the other team? Put my boys back in.
Tom: You made me the ref. Deal with it.
Ron Swanson: You know what? Take this uniform off. You don't deserve to wear it.
Tom: Ron's ejected for molesting the ref.
Ron Swanson: Oh, yeah? I'm ejected?
Tom: Yes, you are.
Wendy: Tom, what are you doing?
Tom: I'm ejecting you. You're ejected, too. Everyone's ejected.
Ron Swanson: Oh, yeah? She's ejected? Rrrraaaagh! [throws chair]
Tom: Go ahead, go. Well, that's a forfeit. Andy's team wins.