Leslie Knope: The only guy that I care about right now Is six feet tall with wild, crazy hair and a ukulele that doubles as a water gun. [Ann is puzzled] Freddy Spaghetti.
Ann: Oh.
Leslie Knope: Children's concerts aren't a priority these days. You know what is? Sewage. Pawnee's kids are less important than poop tubes. I don't know, I mean, what are you gonna do? That's the way it is and...
Ann: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. If all the parks are closed, why not just have the concert in the lot behind my house?
Leslie Knope: Ann, you devious bastard.