Leslie Knope Quote #475
Quote from Leslie Knope in Freddy Spaghetti
Leslie Knope: The only guy that I care about right now Is six feet tall with wild, crazy hair and a ukulele that doubles as a water gun. [Ann is puzzled] Freddy Spaghetti.
Ann: Oh.
Leslie Knope: Children's concerts aren't a priority these days. You know what is? Sewage. Pawnee's kids are less important than poop tubes. I don't know, I mean, what are you gonna do? That's the way it is and...
Ann: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. If all the parks are closed, why not just have the concert in the lot behind my house?
Leslie Knope: Ann, you devious bastard.
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Ben: With current and projected deficits, we need to cut expenditures by 32%.
Ron Swanson: Let's make it an even 40.
Ben: Oh, that's not necessary.
Ron Swanson: [chanting] Slash it. Slash it.
Florence: Ron, a lot of people are going to lose their jobs. Do you mind trying not to gloat?
Ron Swanson: Yes. I do, Florence. I do mind that. I'm very excited about that. I made penants.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I am an official member of a task force dedicated to slashing the city budget. Just saying that gave me a semi.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ann Perkins!
Ann: Chris...Something.
Chris: Hi! I was just doing my daily lunchtime ten miles, and I ran by the hospital, and I thought I'd pop up and say hi.
Ann: Did you just start your run?
Chris: No, I'm already at mile nine.
Ann: But you're not sweating at all.
Chris: I know. I have a resting heart rate of 28 beats per minute. The scientist who studied me said that my heart could pump jet fuel up into an airplane.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ben, there was a big concert? Now there's not? Isn't there anything that we can do about that?
Ben: No, there isn't.
Chris: It's too bad. Sorry, Leslie. Damn! I have to go run ten miles.
[aside to camera:]
Chris: I have run ten miles a day for eighteen years. That's 65,000 miles. A third of the way to the moon. My goal is to run to the moon.