Leslie Knope: No, you know what the worst part is, is I want to be Parks Director, but every single person who was Parks Director hated their job and hated everyone they worked with. [sighs] Are we gonna hate each other someday?
Ron Swanson: I don't think so.
Leslie Knope: Huh.
Ron Swanson: I think we're gonna be fine.
Leslie Knope: Anyway, the point's moot, because you're Park Director now, and you're not going anywhere, and I'm not making you go anywhere. I'm not gonna stab you in the back or anything, so... Maybe I should go somewhere. Maybe I should move to Eagleton. Oh, god, the thought of that.
Ron Swanson: Leslie, you don't have to move to Eagleton. When I become city manager, my job is yours.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Of course, my first act as city manager will be to propose eliminating the Parks Department, although I expect a spirited debate with Leslie.