Jerry: This is real. I really dislocated my shoulder.
Leslie Knope: Were you even in the park yesterday?
Jerry: Look, I was on my way to feed the hummingbirds, and I stopped for a breakfast burrito.
Leslie Knope: The farting.
Jerry: Yeah. And, Lord Sheldon, he lunged at a bird, I dropped the burrito, and it lands on a log in the creek. So I go to reach for it, I lose my balance, and I fall on my shoulder really weird.
Leslie Knope: Well, why didn't you just tell everybody the truth?
Jerry: Are you kidding me? Imagine what Tom would have said.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: [as Tom] Damn, Jerry, you jumped in a creek for a burrito? What would you do for a klondike bar? Kill your wife?