Shauna Malwae-Tweep: So you're on the golf course, and you see Fairway Frank.
Leslie Knope: Well, we see a possum that we believe to be Fairway Frank. So for right now, let's just refer to it as a possum.
Andy: Let me explain something to you, Tweep. When you're in a situation, you don't have time to think. So I thought to myself, "Don't think, andy. Act."
Tom: So you weren't thinking.
Andy: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: Were you scared?
Andy: No, no, I wasn't. Well, I, uh, I lived in the pit for the better part of last year and made some vermin friends. Um, you know what? Friends sounds stupid. Colleagues. Uh, they are bad at sharing, but they are good at tag.
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: Well, your family must be very proud. What does your girlfriend think? Uh, the nurse?
Andy: Uh, I broke up with Ann. Yeah. Shortly after she kicked me out and told me we wouldn't be together anymore.
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: Well, maybe this article will change her mind.
Andy: What now? I hadn't even thought of that. [chuckles] Wow. Of all the things I thought would bring us back together, catching a possum was never on that list.